Abstract
Research has shown that touching specific parts of men's body significantly lowers their linguistic abilities. Increase of intimacy causes creeps and also disrupt clear-thinking. It was also proved that sticking to a certain subject is especially difficult. However it increases romantic attitude and poetical skills...
I dunno, lady; maybe ya should repeat da experiment just 2 improve the trustworthiness of it, ya know.
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Object confirms feeling of content during the experiment...
ReplyDeleteSecond part of the research is coming soon.