Could I dream of a better family? ;)

The three of us on the sofa, watching old documentaries. Me with a sandwich in my hand and with damn PMS, suddenly got tears in my eyes.
- I feel like crying - I said almost scared
- What?
- I feel like crying and I don't know why - I said again.
- You're destabilized sexually - my dad summed up and the tears in my eyes were immediately replaced by a smile.

Lazy day

Agnieszka: Wait, it will be Easter soon, we should write something about it too.. some connection..
Liv: Yeah, like "why it is good to eat eggs"
A: Hahaha "10 resons why eggs are worth eating"
L: More like "10 resons why it is good to have some egg in your mouth this Easter"
A: Haha you can't imagine more sexy thing, than a woman with a whole egg in her mouth
L. Point 10. Which eggs are we talking about..? muahahaha
A: You better keep on thinking about the topics
L: I do, I do! I think in action. Look, I have finished... my masterpiece.
A: Show me what have you done... - she looked at my piece of paper, quickly filled with some colorfull lines and a title "Piece Of Art" - uhum... you better take off that hood from your head! Your brain is getting too hot.

La la la...

My mind is singing today, though I myself would rather prefer to realx on the sofa... I have passed my exam! :D That's what makes me so happy and relaxed. And this morning, my boss dropped by for a moment, as he and M. were going together for a meeting. I went to have a shower in the meantime. I thought they will be gone before I come out. But as soon as I walked out from the shower I heard him saying:
- Oliwia! Whate are you doing so long in the bathroom!
- What do you mean? I'm hiding here, with my passionate lover!
- Oh... I thought you were there with your passionate vibrator.
- Er... nah... mine is not water resistant, I think...
Here I heard two voices laughing and few advices how good is the morning quick sex againt the sink or washing machine ;) I will miss that job.

Cinema

I went to the toilet. An older woman was inside. She was short and rather fat, with gray hair. She was looking at me so smiled to her.
- It's a movie about a couple that kidnapped a baby - she said with an excitement in her voice.
- Oh, yes? - I replied thinking lazily if I want to get involved in such "toilet conversation" and tell her that I believe the movie is about something else. But I was thinking to slow.
- Yes, a terrible drama - her eyes were telling that drama is what she liked.
- Uhum...
- Ithought that will be the other movie, from Polański
- Oh the..
- But that was The Rosemary's Baby
- Yes, that's a completely different one...
But she kept on staring at me and I started to feel uncomfortable so pointing to the closed doors I asked a silly question, with an obvious answer.
- Both of them occupied?
- Yes, of course - she added few details how someone entered the cabins before her.
- Uhum
- But ... you have such a nice hairstyle Miss!
- Mmm.. yes? thank you Mrs.
- Yes, very nice, and how it look from the back?
I turned my head around preventing her raising hand to touch me.
- From the back also very nice. Who is cutting your hair? Very nice - she gestured to show how nice was my fringe - You cut your hair here in Sopot? Very nice.
- Oh, thank you. I actually want them long again so it is not much of a hairstyle...
- Oh but you look very nice miss, why to keep them long when you look so good in short?
Someone came out of one cabin so luckily for me she entered. Unfortunately the other cabin was still occupied and I felt a bit disgusted that I will have to use the one after my interlocutor. She seemed rather untidy.
- I can't be faster, I had an accident, fell down on a...
- Don't you worry Mrs - I cut her sentence and entered the cabin. And damn... I have not expected such stink there. I was thinking if to run away or what. I tried to put my scarf over my nose and even got afraid that I may catch some of that stink. I don't mind people who just need to talk. But why they need to stink so much...

womanish stuff

Robert: You think you will get along, living together with M.?
Liv: Yeah, sure, we will manage. You know, I am not the one making many problems.
R: I got the feeling, that you are not like that.
L: So what... you mean that M. is?
R: M. is just more womanish, you know. Moody.
L: Oh yes... you may be right...
R: In you I can' see it. I never know when you have period. Or you are masking yourself very well or you just don't have that mood changes.
L: Hahaha... so then I guess it affects only my closest circle. You know, G. always know...
R: Ohh... poor guy.

even at work...

I was trying to finish the article about Rome, but couldn't focus much. I read again the last sentence and it was horrible. More less: "... since the hand put inside of the deity's mouth, was being biten off", just that in polish it was even with some rhyme. I found it quite funny so, as I was talking with R. about being creative, I copied him that sentence to illustrate the work of my brain... ;)
R: even with a little rhyme
(...)
and a bit erotic :P
O: hahaha deity's mouth hahahaha
now it sounds to me more like the legends about vagina dentata, or how was it called...
R: ha ha
O: damn, now you made me think in such way and everything I write sounds with some naughty implied meaning... :P
R: ha ha ha
O: but look: "with insincere intentions, it's better not to try putting your hands inside of the mouth of truth..." :P
R: good that only hands :P
O: now, just the "Mouth of Truth" sounds a bit... :P
R: we are just perverts :)
O: eh... we need to face that truth
R: we need, we need
just not to put anything in its mouth for now
even hands :P
O: hahahahaha

Seminar

knock, knock
- Good evening! May I? - I asked putting my head inside the room.
- Please, come in - replied my tutor. But he could see me only when I entered so taking off my hat I added with a big grin
- It's me.
- Oh, hello miss J.
He stood up from his desk with computer on it.
- You see, I got so bored sitting here that I started to read interviews... with myself.
I started to laugh.
- That's not good I think - he added smiling.
And I thought it was not good to be correcting my own articles... ;)

- What do you think about that Miss Producer?

Marcin: Hey, you know you're gonna be "Miss Producer"?
Liv: Yeah.. I would like to have a chair with the word "director" in the back of it.
M: We were talking with Robert about your future.
L: My future? Hehe, that's nice that someone care.
M: Hehe so, yes, there is a little of new duties, we'll discuss it. We don't like that you're leaving Poland.
Robert: Are you leaving?
L: Eer.. you don't like it?
M: No. We thought you're gonna stay longer with us.
L: Em...
M: Hmm but what could we do to change your mind?
R: Where are you going?
L: To Spain.
R: Oh, yeah, you have a guy there, right?
L: Yes.
M: To Spain? Oh damn... well then... I can't promise you more sun here. And those beaches, seashore...
R: And a hot lover.
M: No, damn. But hey, come on, there are guys from Africa coming to study here, why won't he come here too?

just complaining

My grandma is always very interested in talking with me. Just miraculously our converastion always ends up with me saying nothing...

- So what else will you tell me?
- Err I don't know...
- Did you do a lot of sightseeing?
- Er... yeah, quite a lot.
- Did you went to the theater?
- No. Why? Why do you ask?
- No, nothing... just that when we went to Russia we went to the theater... We've seen a lot on that trip...


- Whate else can I give you? I can make you pancakes!
- No grandma, please, I don't want anything else. I will just eat the cake, ok?
- OK... hm... and what do they eat there, in England?
- What shall they eat? The same as we do. You know grandma, now we have globalization... They have even a Polish Shop there. You can buy "pierogi".
- Oh! Maybe I will make you dumplings?!

babies

I walk P. home yesterday. Her baby was sleepy and thus whiny, so she was carrying him in her arms. I was just pushing the stroller.
- Look, Igorek, who is there? Grandpa? Look there!
- Hey! Igorek! Hey hey!
Igor didn't look at him anyway.
- Good morning! - I said.
- Watch out, it maybe contagious! - said P.'s father in law with a smile under his moustache.
So what is contagious? Having a baby? Come on Liv, be a nice girl.
- Hehe, no...
- Well, you should be already pregnant after the tournament!
Do I look like a whore?!
Another guy in my list with a bad sense of humour.

I hate to say goodbye

That's true... That's why I'm acting strange at the airport, train station and at the end of the party etc... Anyway at 5.45 (after being awake whole night) it's not easy to act normal...
Yesterday I was one of the last passengers in the plane. Happy to feel that we're taking off (I love this moment) I closed my eyes and... ouuu... I couldn't open them. OK, I thought, maybe I can have a nap... And most probably I would have but the flight was too short and I came back to reality with the voice of stewardess. Suddenly I realised that my ears were blocked and it was to late to do something about it. Damn! It was the moment when pain starts...
I get off the plane and the first thing I saw was a thick cloud of my breath. Cold, rainy and foggy... welcome to Warsaw!
I got lost in the underground looking for a pharmacy. I had to breathe without a nose spray, well not so easy...
My train arrived on time. I took a place, make myself comfortable and... was awaken half an hour later because of a phone call.
Next train was not so punctual so I had a little conversation in a train station. Woman really wanted to talk a little but my ear was still blocked ;) After 45 minutes of standing in cold we get in the train. And again I just went to sleep.
- Katowice... Is there such city, grandma?
- Yes - grandma replied calmly.
- Bute here? In Poland?
I smiled to myself. Kids can be so funny... But I want to sleep right now. Just half an hour...
- Look granny! This grass look like from a fairytale!
OK, next station is mine. I should look a little at the world outside the dirty window. Wow, it's beautiful! Blue sky, white clouds, autumn colors on the trees ... Yeah.. like in a fairytale...
Sometimes it's good to close your eyes for a while...

I was made for dancing...

Me: - I need to go the pharmacy because this sore throat is getting worse...
Charly: Ohh..
M: - I don't want to be cold again...
Ch: - Is it after Kassa/Tokai trip?
M: - Yeah...
Ch: - Maybe it's because of alcohol?
M: - Ha ha ha... I don't think so.
Ch: - No? Are you sure?
M: - Well... I don't drink alcohol...
Ch: - ?! But... On the first party... in Kassa... you were not drinking?
M: - Nope. I was sober.
Ch: - I didn't recognize that...


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